What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 02:33

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.